Complete this phrase: Hoffman - "If you don't mind me saying so, Mrs. Collins, this dress would be totally unsuitable for you to wear to the costume party because it would make you look...!!"
Complete this phrase: "Barnabas decided that since the PT Collinses weren't really his family, he was going to really amuse himself by stirring things up for them by...!"
"As 'Alexis' sat by the fire, she reminisced about the good times when the sparks from the friction between her and Quentin while wildly making love nearly set the house on fire more than once!!"
"While 'Alexis' and Liz were busying themselves with other matters, Barnabas was flabbergasted to notice an acknowledgement on the chess set that it had been given to the family in 1797 by Professor Benjamin Eliot Stokes!!"
"Quentin couldn't even begin to look, but Maggie couldn't take her eyes away from the sight of Roger serenading Angelique's portrait by singing he own special version of a then current Sly & the Family Stone hit, Thank You (Fellating Me by Mice Elf Agin!!"
"Hoffman always made sure there were fresh flowers in the drawing room as her way of honoring the family's favorite Collins ancestor, Stewed (Stewart) Collins, who won the Annual Maine Binge Drinking Contest 30 years in a row before his liver finally exploded!!"
"... as her way of honoring the entire hive of bees that she let loose in the room every day at precisely 3:21pm!!"
"Barnabas realized that many things were different in PT - but he couldn't believe his eyes when two travelling door-to-door elephant salesmen made their way up the driveway to Collinwood!!"