Considering all the weird thunderstorms Collinsport has, not to mention the weird weather in general, I'm surprised that they never had a tornado!! Well, none that we know of...
Given the incident with Maggie's underwear drawer, maybe she should let David read it next. That book would give him all sort of ideas not involving anything of Maggie's.
Sure, I'll go there: ECS: "Now David, you know it's physically impossible for Amy to shoot seamen all over the inside of Maggie's underwear drawer! It had to be a boy!"