"Melanie was flabbergasted when she overheard Julia and Catherine saying that there were rumors in Collinsport that Gabriel had run off to join a touring ballet company of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and would be dancing the part of the head sugarplum!!"
"'Morgan' was disgusted when he heard the sounds of Chug-A-Lug A Bottle Of Brandy coming from the drawing room because he had hoped that the Collinses had outgrown such things!!"