"David's first thought upon examining Tad's 1840 suit was: 'Wow, I've always wanted to wear ruffles like so many of my ancestors do in their portraits!!'"
"...'There aren't nearly enough ruffles with this suit!!'"
"...'I've always heard that back in the past the more ruffles a man wore, the more it indicated to everyone just how big his penis was!!'"
Fill in the blanks(first with a name or names, second with an action or actions): "An embarrassed Barnabas and Julia tried to back out of David's room quietly and unnoticed after they happened upon, not David, but ________ ________!!"
Complete this phrase: "Little did anyone at Collinwood know that the crew of the Java Queen was planning to disembark the ship at midnight and attempt to take over...!!"