Barnabas: Of course it's unfortunate that Quentin is in jail, Maggie, but look on the bright side: his absence gives you an excellent opportunity to explore taking on alternate personalities, so why don't you come with me to Eagle Hill Cemetery right now and I can, uh, help you with that?!"
Fill in the blank: Barnabas - "Quentin, is it really true that the police forced you to leave Collinwood while you were right in the middle of ________?! If so, we can sue for police brutality!!"
When Quentin was accused of the murder of Bruno, Barnabas hoped to serve as his lawyer, but Quentin told him this would not be possible because, for one, someone needed to possess a logical mind to be a lawyer, and for two, they needed a mind that wasn't located in their pants!!
Fill in the blank: "Having repeatedly rehearsed the stunt with absolutely no problems, no one could foresee that things would go so horribly wrong while shooting that David Selby would seriously bruise his ________ while actually performing it!!"
Complete this phrase: "Barnabas couldn't help but wonder why Julia didn't keep a jar of ________ on hand at all times back in their own band of time?!"
Complete this phrase: "Bruno's statue was actually quite happy to be wrapped in one of his ascots and hidden in the warm confines of one of Maggie's drawers because Bruno had always treated it shoddily by...!!"