Flora - "It's a decree from the President of the United States. From now on we must all wear bows in our hair regardless of how old we are - and regardless of whether we are women or men!!"
Kendrick: I just want to know, Miss Collins: did Gabriel give Melanie his cooties or did Melanie give Gabriel her cooties? Julia: Mr. Young, in the Collins family we do not give cooties! We give Bubonic Plague!!