Complete this phrase: Roger - "This is perhaps the most embarrassing scandal the family has ever had to face! Who knew that one day it would become common knowledge that a member of the Collins family...?!"
"Liz wouldn't even bring herself to look, but Roger was riveted when they caught sight of Carolyn out on the lawn and leading a group of female villagers in a round of nude calisthenics!!"
Fill in the blank: Joan Bennett - "Why, oh why are they making me wear this hideous wig?! Is it because I once said ________ behind Dan's back and someone told him?!"
( After that, no further comment is really necessary!! Although, at least they had one thing going for them that dozens of other celebrity recording artists didn't, they actually played their own instruments...)