Fill in the blank: "Sabrina was at once shocked and horrified when it appeared that a side effect of Cyrus' experiment was that he was developing ________ on the back of his head!!"
"Quentin profoundly disliked the lamp in Angelique's portrait, and wished that in its place the painter had put what Quentin himself had suggested: Angelique's personally crafted dildo collection!!"
Q: "It's a perfectly preserved body! That's scary! Let's burn it!" A: "Well, we have three options. We could burn her, we could bury her, or we could cover her with a thin layer of cement and display her in Collinwood's drawing room for posterity so that her legend will never fade!"