Carolyn: "Of course, Barnabas, this isn't my first marriage, not by a long shot. My first was to JoJo Haskell. I left JoJo when he confessed that he was in love with Burky Devlin, the local fruit punch distributor."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Susie No Name, the celebrated restaurateur."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Mr. Wells, the renowned hotel chain magnate."
"... when he confessed that he was in love with Sarah Johnson, the international mayonnaise maven."
Fill in the blanks: Hoffman - "Mrs. Collins, I do hope you've brought your own ________ with you! Mr. Collins is most insistent that he ________ every night when he's home here at Collinwood!!"
"PT Maggie was embarrassed when Hoffman revealed her suspicions that Maggie had been the one who had left sticky, wet napkins all over the floor of the drawing room after she had spilled the teapot, the sugar, and the milk all over the floor."
Fill in the blank((s) filling in the book title is completely optional): "Will was already excited that they were reissuing his most successful book(, '________'), but he was really thrilled when he saw that the new jacket had a blurb on it that read '________!!'"