"Jeb was disappointed by Inspector Guthrie's sudden arrival because it prevented him from shoving the silver candlestick right up Philip's ass, as Jeb had just threatened to do!!"
Fill in the blank: "Amy ran to Carolyn's side for protection when ________ said (he)(she)(they)(it) wanted to ________ - but Carolyn tried to reassure Amy by saying that she had done it many times and really enjoyed it!!"