"A terrified Flora locked herself in the drawing room because she was certain a man who greatly resembled her one-time rabid lover Count Raul Esparza was roaming the house!!!"
"Kendrick and Gerard could barely believe it when they discovered Flora unconscious on the ground in the woods - and their first thought was that they had to figure out a way to persuade her to have sex with both of them because they'd heard that in her heyday Justin was rumored to have been a very lucky man in that department!!"