Gabriel - "Oh, Gerard, I've been waiting for you! I wonder if I might ask if I might borrow your ________?! Mine seems to have gone missing - though I strongly suspect Tad has taken it without permission again and refuses to own up to it!!"
"Samantha was horrified when she awoke from a nap on her bed and discovered Lamar Trask in her room - and he was about to embalm her because, so deep was her sleep, he had mistaken her for dead!!"