"Samantha was horrified when she awoke from a nap on her bed and discovered Lamar Trask in her room - and he was about to embalm her because, so deep was her sleep, he had mistaken her for dead!!"
"Samantha didn't feel an once of shame at being positively gleeful over the news that Lamar Trask was impotent, and therefore, too embarrassed to pursue Roxanne any longer!!"
THAT is too, Too, TOO FUNNY!! Just trying to imagine Tad with that hairstyle is hysterical enough without him actually achieving it!! It's one of your best!!