"Constable Carter knew that he definitely had to fire the new file clerk when he found the folder for Illicit Strip Clubs filed under Miscellaneous Expenses!!"
Fill in the blank: Constable Carter - "I hope you're happy, Mr. Collins - I don't know how I actually managed it, but I was able to get a judge to issue a search warrant to search ________ for ________!!"
Constable Carter - "Yes, Mr. Collins, the court just drafted it - here's the restraining order to ban future cheap, insufferable pigs from becoming members of the Collins family that you requested!! But I must warn you that a good lawyer might be able to render it worthless!!"