"... Maggie Evans was practically in fear for her life, when Mrs. Johnson began following her around with a professional exterminator, saying she had to clean all the pests right out of the house, as fast as possible!"
"... I only accepted this job so I could live at Collinwood, and steal imported brandy to sell on the black market and to replace the stolen stuff with the rotgut that I make in my basement at the cottage whenever I want! ..."
But when did such logic ever stop the law officials in Collinsport?! I mean,[spoiler]during Leviathans Philp supposedly could have been hanged even though there was no longer a death penalty in Maine!![/spoiler]
Fill in the blank: "It only took a few moments for Eve to realize that taking a nap on the floor of Jeff's closet wasn't all that comfortable, so she was going to try napping in his ________ next!!"