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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0718
« on: January 08, 2007, 09:56:36 PM »
Okay, I've got the wax now how to I wax a table?  Do I light it and drip or rub the candle on the table. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0721
« on: January 08, 2007, 09:09:48 PM »
Beth:  I'm sorry you had to find out the hard way that bobbing for charcoal isn't fun, but in this family that must be learned through experience. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0716
« on: January 07, 2007, 05:53:14 PM »
I'm so rich that I decided to invent a new fashion statement; the purse child.  Now if only I could get a good purse made her.

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Welcome to round 1 of the televised Collins Port mayoral race.  First question:  Are you for or against drilling for oil.
Vicky:  You have to drill for vegetable oil?  I just get mine at the store. 

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Keep smiling Julia.  That's the ticket to winning the Ms. Collins Port doctor beauty pageant.
Heck if it wasn't for clubbed foot Marry I'd say your a shoe in.  

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0702
« on: December 19, 2006, 01:54:43 AM »
Magda calm down or I'm goin'a have to turn you out.
-- Pimp Bot's gypsy ancestor

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1018
« on: December 19, 2006, 01:49:59 AM »
CYRUS: Quentin, did you want any ketchup to go with your mustard?
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Quentin:  Are you saying I'm yellow?!?!?!  I've killed men for less than that. 

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Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]

I was hoping people would figure out the refrence on there own, but I decided to explain the joke just incase they didn't.  But I didn't want to spoil the joke either. 

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Liz: Why do I feel like we should be dressed up in farm clothing and you should be holding a pitchfork?

[spoiler]Refrence to the famous painting American Gothic[/spoiler]

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0697
« on: December 18, 2006, 08:12:35 AM »
Ned:  Oh, I see you've installed plush drink holders.  They're pretty soft. 

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Barnabas:  Ah Professor Stokes I see you've discovered what we called you here to ask about.  A ghost that gives wedgies*. 

* You know that underwere prank

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Vicky:  I have some questions about sex, so I figured you must know alot about that since your so old and wrinkly. 

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It's the same dream every time Julia.  This man in black says that if my father doens't give him the code to the air shield that he'll give me back my old nose.

Inspired by IluvBarnabas's post



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Barnabas: What you are smelling Julia is my new perfume Erl De Skunk. 

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Guy (off camera):  Have I died and gone to heaven?  I only ask because I'm looking at an angel.

Maggie (thinking): If bad pickup lines were dollars I wouldn't be working here.