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Messages - McTrooper

1381
the corpse of Dr. Lang
said hi

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Victoria:  What is that intoxicating smell of paint and alcohol? 

Maggie:  I think she likes the way you smell dad I’m going to go somewhere else now and not think about that. 

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Burke:  This glass of turpentine?  Is this a 52’ Sam or a 54’?  It has faint fruity notes with an odd chewy texture. 

1383
The banister plugged itself into an electrical socket so it could do the electric slide. 

1384
Setup:  Sarah knew this wouldn’t end well when ________

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Maggie:  No Mr. Undertaker my dad is still alive and I don’t need a deal on an extra large coffin.  Stop calling or I’ll take my business to Logansport.  I have a close line clip and enough trunk space to do it too. 

1386
the wolf

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the hill

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the match

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the pea

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Carolyn:  But mom, making up songs about stinky cats is the thing everyone is doing right now. 

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Carolyn (pretending to be David):  Gee I didn’t put a dead mouse in your desk it must have been a ghost. 

Elisabeth:  You know David doesn’t even sound like that.

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0723
« on: November 26, 2022, 10:43:29 PM »
Quentin‘s magic coffee was brewed a little too strong

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0452
« on: November 26, 2022, 10:24:08 PM »
^_^ good ones above

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witches had stitches rhymes so it must be true

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0383
« on: November 26, 2022, 10:20:00 PM »
Hehe ^_^ some pretty funny ones above.

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talking

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discussing perturbation theory and it’s applications in society and business

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0367
« on: November 26, 2022, 10:03:55 PM »
yodeling to her until she fell asleep

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0434
« on: November 26, 2022, 09:57:26 PM »
give Barnabas advice about the honeymoon.

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purchase goats for lawn care purposes

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send a handkerchief she sneezed into once to an art museum

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0897
« on: November 26, 2022, 09:51:00 PM »
Carolyn:  Can you smell my new perfume Chris?  It’s patchouli.  David said his crystal ball told him that one day a toy company will make an action figure that smells like this and use it to represent skunk odor.  Can you imagine?

1394
meningitis

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a case of the crabs

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narcissistic encephalitis

1395
double date

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play Truth or Dookie

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freeze tag near some open graves