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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0852
« on: August 14, 2022, 02:31:12 PM »
Willy Wonka’s Salty Fluid Factory

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 / Re: Episode #0804
« on: August 14, 2022, 02:28:48 PM »
 . . . no _ smurf _ could ever _ smurf _ her again!!

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0718
« on: August 13, 2022, 03:42:23 PM »
Angelique:  I can’t believe it!  I was just ticketed by a police officer for parking my broom in a no parking zone.  I don’t even fly a broom!

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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0175
« on: August 12, 2022, 03:55:02 PM »
Dr. Guthrie:  Vicky I don’t care what the magic shirt button said I’m not your real father. 

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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0123
« on: August 12, 2022, 03:49:03 PM »
Laura:  Do you still have the soufflé of cheeky squirrel that’s listed here at the bottom of the menu in crayon?

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David (thinking):  If she’s a good ship lollipop, how does she get to the candy shop?  Is she in Venice or something?  How does a ship pay for things or even eat candy anyway?

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Sam:  You’re right you would make for a wonderful painting. 
I’m in my zany period though so I’ll cover your face with a roast chicken or a paper bag. 
Shame to cover your face though. 

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Bar Patron:  I here your like the Vincent Van Goat of Collinsport.  Would you do a painting for me?  Five bucks should cover it, right?

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Sheriff Patterson:  I heard your looking to do portraits of the best law enforcement officers around.  Well I’ll volunteer myself.

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Sheriff Patterson:  Now Sam, I’ve never told anyone this, but my bald spot is a deadly weapon.  I’m ban from 35 out of 53 state in the US and Québec.  Are you going to talk or should I use my shiny lethal noggin on you?

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Sheriff Patterson just let David know they didn’t need a permanent floating body finder as a police consultant.


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Hehe ^_^ too both :)

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hang another left, followed Martin County Road 60 for 3 miles and 6 inches, and a right at half past 11

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David:  Wow Joe  . . . A whole dollar.  Wait until Aunt Elisabeth sees.  Oh I better go tell Mr. Wilson too.  Gee this sure is neat. 

Carolyn:  David your taking sarcasm to a whole new level.  I’m not sure if I’m proud or ready to lock you in the foyer’s closet.

1769
Joe didn’t know that David was watching a lot of three stooges until sitting on a chair and finding a nail in it the hard way.

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Garfield after he at the last lasagna in Collinsport