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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0942
« on: September 17, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »
Bruno:  It’s so warm in here my makeup is melting.  Could you turn the heat down Jen?

Jen:  No.  It’s not the furnace.  I’m molting again.

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0934
« on: September 17, 2021, 03:08:52 PM »
Lol patrickm
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Condoms with mirrors never caught on, but they sure could frame a picture.

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0942
« on: September 17, 2021, 03:03:00 PM »
David:  Since you look old enough why don’t you buy some booze and I’ll bring the babes. 
I’m quite popular with the gold diggers ages 15 - 23.

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Sam:  I’m not just marring the widow for her money, she’s got huge tracks of land too.

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David:  Elisabeth, I’m going to marry Victoria.

Elisabeth:  Don’t be ridiculous David, she’s my daughter.  Whoop!
Oh next thing you know I’ll be talking about how I might have killed Paul.

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The Changing Tax Laws of the US from 1890 to 1937

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. . . make up to make things look larger on dates.

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. . . the complete works of Shakespeare as performed by the Chipmunks.

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I concur! I hope that you'll continue to post.

Will do.  Glad to be back.  And grateful for those who helped me return.

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Vicki (voice over):  I wonder if Carolyn noticed I replace her regular brand of tranquilizers with new Folders Tranquilizers Crystals?


Thank for the unintentional inspiration Uncle Roger :)

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. . . Sam . . .
. . . Ohrbach's Head of the fashion department . . .
. . . Mumford the Magician . . .

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. . . haggis . . .
. . . can of StarKist tuna . . .
. . . Depends . . .

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. . . make Tomato Aspic and had to discover the secret recipe.