Tony: My, my what a lovely cellar.  Good lighting. Fine architecture.  In-wall-skeleton.
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Tony: Nothing freakier than a skeleton in the wall . .  wait what?  * looses bladder control *  A penguin in a bunny costume!!! * runs away *

Having recently gone blind Quentin decided he better learn how to play the piano. 

Liz: Rodger what's wrong with investing in Max Bialystock's Broadway play?

Mrs. Johnson:  Darn it.  I forgot to put the holly berries in my special cherry pie.

Julia:  Uhm . . . aren't those poisonous?

Barnabas: I don't care if the roof is going to collapse, Magda!  Your stepping on my foot!

Double lol
One for you MagnusTrask and one for that zany McTrooper guy.
Inanimate objects and bears oh my. 

If your search doesn't turn up anything, then I could suggest putting some of those dead links into http://www.archive.org/ You could find the old text.

Ah yes the Wayback Macine.    I did think about using that (but didn't get around to googleing up the link).  I had great luck finding Gargoyals stuff on that a few years ago . . anyway part of the reason I asked here is that the story (to my knowledge didn't get finished) and I knew he was revising it.

But . . I did find a good archive of one of the story sites with the Wayback Macine:

Updated:  Dec 06, 1998
http://web.archive.org/web/19981206035308/http://members.aol.com/alanesue/chmara/chmara0.htm

Barnabas:  I see you've brought steak, but not the A1 sauce.