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Messages - McTrooper

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Victoria:  No David, gun safety is the next class.  And you forgot to bring the sniper scope anyway. 

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Sheriff Patterson:  This Menu is like a book.

Burke:  That’s not the menu, it’s my library book. 

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Thank you
Lol I forgot all about that one
It cracked my up reading it, Hehe

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Hehe MagnusTrask That’s great ^_^

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Rodger (out of frame):  David  . . .  I’m afraid that they canceled your favorite part of the cannery tour.  You know the dancing tuna mascot that falls in the wood chipper. 

David:  Now I won’t be able to sell tickets for the tour!

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David:  I guess I actually like you Ms. Winters.  Want to be my fart sister?  I fart on my a hand then shake your hand. 

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David (off camera):  Gee lady are you going to make food for us and clean up after our secret pet tiger too?  Cool. 

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Burke:  You’re going to pull my finger right now or I’ll make it look like you applied for work at my Logansport Cannery. 

Rodger:  But it’s going to be stinky :(

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Hehe MagnusTrask

Thank you Mysterious Benefactor
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 . . . keeping ___ filigree pens _____ in your dresser drawers

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you’re mom’s used bandage collection

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a collection of Whoopee Cushions

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Hehe MagnusTrask funny even if you hadn’t mentioned that it was a reference  [3843] ^_^

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 . . .  hiding __ live kittens __ in  . . .

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a Teen Cthulhu Magazine

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Matthew’s greasy hairbrush

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Victoria’s letter to Ohrbach's requesting more sleeveless tops and dresses

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Hehe thank MagnusTrask

Fun, I didn’t know my spelling mistakes would turn out interesting.  Not sure how I didn’t spell women  . . . Oh well

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Hehe thank ^_^

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Mr. Wells:  This here is my tattoo Gretchen if I go like this she kicks my other tattoo in the head. 

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Victoria:  David I think you stepped in something in the horse stables. 

David:  Yeah, sure is neat don’t you think.  So much straw left undigested.

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Victoria:  All of the ghosts in here decent?  I don’t want to walk in on anyone. 

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David (thinking):  I bet I could pick my nose with this.