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When Rodger thought Liz's nose was a birthday candle.  

3422
literal lol MagnusTrask :)

3423
Jeff: Okay, Okay, professor I'll buy a pack of Thin Mints, but nothing else!
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Jeff: Look Stokes, I don't care how great this vacuum is or if it can clean the whole mansion in an hour.  I'm not paying $2,000 for something I can get on ebay for a less.

Stokes:  Ebay?

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0963
« on: September 14, 2005, 04:10:17 PM »
Dan (off screen):  That missing elbow illusion would be a great effect if it was done intentionally. 

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Caption This! - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 / Re: Episode #1099
« on: September 13, 2005, 02:48:51 PM »
Willie:  Okay Barnabas, I'll say this ancient spell, but it makes me nervous.  Laying my finger aside of my nose up the chimney I rose.  * Willie flies up the chimney *

Barnabas: This will probably save me a hundred dollars on a good chimney sweep.

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Barnabas: It looks like you are taller than the latter, but we can fix that with my brand new hacksaw. 

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Literal lol The Ghost of Sarah Collins
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I was going to come up with one for this, but I spent to much time researching for the joke and not enough time figuring out how to make it funny.  Maybe someday . .

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Barnabas: Willie stop stairing it's just a hicky.
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Willie loved crossing his eyes behind Barnabas's back.

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Caption This! - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 / Re: Episode #1093
« on: September 05, 2005, 11:00:38 PM »
David was confused.  Hallie was puckering up to kiss an invisible man.  That was normal, but the man was a midget, so Hallie's aim was all off.  

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David:  Wow, this isn't the only giant candy bar here!  The mausoleum must be Hershey's   secret warehouse.  

3431
Maggie always got a smile out of seeing Julia's high-pitched petite sneeze. 

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Joe was deeply disturbed by Carolyn's collection of decapitated Barbie dolls.

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Caption This! - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0405
« on: September 02, 2005, 02:31:52 PM »
Countess :  Me bum is killin' me man!

Abigail:  Madam, when did you pick up a bad Jamaken accent?

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Caption This! - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 / Re: Episode #1091
« on: September 01, 2005, 03:02:06 PM »
Julia: Dinner vill be served promptly at 8:00. Those who are late will not receive fruit cup!
Barnabas (off screen) : Than you, Frau Hoffman.

Literal lol.  :D A mansion serving fruit cups.  

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Caption This! - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 / Re: Episode #1091
« on: September 01, 2005, 02:58:48 PM »
Julia stared for hours, but could not figure out how she was haunted by her own ghost.
Latter when she sobered up she realized she was looking at a mirror.