leaned on

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peed on

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* fun setup took me a second to figure it out clever

if I like my Fruit of The Loom underwear

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* inspired by the direction the sheriff is looking or because his eyes are closed

your self portraits will be worth insuring for $10,000

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someone would buy a painting of a can of sardines

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Mrs. Johnson wants her homemade mayonnaise immortalized in Pointillism

President Lincoln

and lectured him about the Gettysburg Address

Victoria:  I have this phobia about people watching me sit.
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Victoria (singing):  Bend your knees and Just ease down and let your buns hit the cushion, now y’all Sittin’

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Victoria:  Look Barnabas I don’t want you to see this embarrassing brown stain.

Barnabas:  Okay  . . . wait Did you say brown?  Uhm  . . . maybe I should get you a plastic chair from Willie’s room.

Barnabas:  Willie!!!  I’ve made a boom boom.  Help!

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Definitely some funny caption here. 

Julia (off screen):  Barnabas I borrowed your razor for my legs.  You might want to replace it.  It’s crazy dull now.