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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1949 / Re: Episode #0271
« on: January 29, 2022, 04:30:35 PM »
bleeding like a squirrel that had a safe fall on it.


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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1949 / Re: Episode #0272
« on: January 29, 2022, 04:22:41 PM »
Liz: Why did you bury Paul in the basement?  It's a Collins family tradition to bury our victims in the woods!
Jason:  Ah, but the McGuire family tradition is...

 . . . to preserve secrets where you keep your preserves.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0176
« on: January 29, 2022, 04:16:26 PM »
reading the Pyromaniac’s Almanac

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0183
« on: January 29, 2022, 04:09:20 PM »
ritually sacrificed blondes to the Sardine Gods

are only mayonnaise

are actually ghosts


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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0180
« on: January 29, 2022, 01:16:45 PM »
sandwich

bag of gently used matchsticks

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0168
« on: January 29, 2022, 01:14:02 PM »
Goofy and Mini

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0141
« on: January 29, 2022, 01:11:44 PM »
toilet _ and a _ bidet _

rock _ and a _ rocky place  _

Kibbles _ and a _ Bits _

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0166
« on: January 28, 2022, 06:39:14 PM »
fresh pretzels

coasters

his painting with graffiti on it calling him a hack

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 28, 2022, 03:39:53 PM »
Statues (carvings):  Join us.  Join us.  Stand guard against the powers of evil.  We’re not very good at it.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 28, 2022, 03:23:35 PM »
David (from phone):  I just joined the Spook Scouts.  We’re selling Ghost Cookies and Spook Corn.  I put you down for 3 cases of each. 

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 28, 2022, 03:17:00 PM »
Burke:  Why don’t you let Carolyn redecorate your office?

Rodger:  She tried to redecorate Matthew’s cottage once, but it was wall to wall pastels.  Matthew nearly exploded.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 28, 2022, 01:30:41 PM »
Burke:  Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
I'd Ooey and I'd Gooey
Under Everybody's Shoey,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud. (HUNK OF MUD)

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 27, 2022, 06:54:45 PM »
Rodger (thinking):  This dartboard makes me want to make a retail store and sell expensive bath towels that feel like sandpaper.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 27, 2022, 01:30:36 PM »
The Collinsport Handwringing competition was too close to call.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0054
« on: January 26, 2022, 06:54:01 PM »
I’m here to hear to watch your vacation slideshow.

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