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Messages - McTrooper

2401
 . . . pose _ backwards _ or _ upside down _ ?!

2402
as if _ it took place during the Renaissance

2403
Sam attempts to grab his fart, but a quick sniff reveals it escaped this time.

2404
Rodger:  Do you ever get the feeling we’re being watching?

Liz:  Yes I do.

2405
Maggie discovered what’s in the hotel chili.

2406
Sam:  You know I think Maggie could find an extra biscuit for you if you stop asking questions?

2407
Patterson:  I didn’t know they made looney tunes boxers.  Where did you get them?

2408
Patterson:  That’s a nice fire you have.  How often do you use it to get rid of incriminating evidence?

2409
Maggie:  Pop where did that beautiful sea side painting go?  And when did you do that painting of a giant football?

Sam:  No!  I must have painted over it when I was drunk.

2410
Patterson:   Rodger, where’s the little sheriff’s room?

Rodger:  I honestly don’t know.  I’ve been using the kitchen sink for years it’s a good thing it’s got a garbage disposal.

2411
Carolyn:  Now that we’re alone what is it you wanted to show me?

Salesman:  The Kirby Vacuum.  It’s a vacuum that doesn’t suck because it sucks so well.  And it can unclog drains.

2412
Rodger:  I’m sorry Liz, David figured out there was no Santa Clause.  I guess putting cans of Logan’s Port Sardines in his stocking didn’t throw him off like we thought it would.

2413
Sam:  I feel like a changed man. 

2414
Sheriff Patterson:  Alright little ghost off you go.  Okay now Rodger, where were we?

2415
Banker:  Mrs. Stoddard you have some people that want to invest in the Cannary, but they are very particular about the people they do business with.  Can you act pretentious and reserved?  Perfect!