Courtroom Clerk:  Mrs. Johnson you’re 507th jar of homemade mayonnaise filled for separation do you have a temporary jar for the oil to live in? 

Lol dom that’s perfect and subtle.

Maggie found the “kick me sign” on Mrs. Johnson’s back tempting to obey.

Thanks
Yeah those are pretty unforgettable ads.

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Rodger suddenly realized that the taxi he’d tried to hail was actually his own car.

Hehe ^_^ thanks

I could imagine Rodger doing some embezzling maybe if they had kept in some more traditional soap mixed with the super natural ones we’d have gotten something like that. 
Oh, maybe Liz could replace Rodger with (I think) Ned from very early on that wasn’t actually seen in person before, but used to run the cannery before Bill. 

Quentin‘s cruel haunting got worse when he let out the little known death fart into the air.

did I remember to turn the coffin light off?

Victoria:  What’s the deal with that statue out there, Carolyn?  When no one’s looking I swear it’s mopping the foyer table.  I accidentally knocked over it’s little mop bucket with water in it.