Lol . My first reaction was that’s not funny . . . Then I though about it and had a laughing fit.

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fact that...  he never learned how to macrame.

Barnabas:  Nothing beats a cup of pine needle tea.  Just like my mom used to make.

Julia:  Now your just making things up Barnabas.  This is just like the time you tried to convince me you wore kilts on Sunday’s.

Amy (Singing): 
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

the girl from Nantucket p the lesser known poem

the lesser known Abraham Lincoln speech “Logs What are They Good For”

‎'The Wonderful World Of Jonathan Winters' comedy album

Victoria:  I’ve never done anything like this before.  You know being a Governess.  I don’t even know anything about politics.

Elisabeth:  David you know we care about you.  You’ve been moody and stolen things lately.  We’ve found your candy cigarette stash and we think it’s time to get you some help.  The addiction program at Windcliff is the 85th best program available in the greater Collinsport area and we want you to go.

Sam: I know I’m not supposed to show my face around here anymore, but it’s hard to walk this way.

Maggie:  You need two bottles to be a two fisted drinker.  You even fail at being a drunk.