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Messages - McTrooper

1171
Rodger:  Elisabeth I know you haven’t gone out for 18 years, but if you ever do don’t visit the Collinsport Stallion Bar for Ladies on Wednesday nights.  I’ve been supplementing my salary with tips.  The extra two dollars a month really comes in handy.

1172
Burke:  I hear Elisabeth keeps gold coins in the basement in case of emergencies.  You might want to check it out Rodger.

1173
a page for customer cervix too the Law Book section

1174
_ prune juice (or blood wine) _ _ make her feel like a Klingon from the future _

1175
Burke:  I don’t see any wisdom teeth Rodger.  That must mean you’re stupid.

1176
they were each other’s half sister by marriage

1177
lick salt from the off screen waitress’s hairy mole when doing shots

1178
stealing his receding hairline and replacing it with thick dark hair

1179
pranking Sheriff Patterson by hiding open cans of sardines in his house

1180
Hehe thanks ^_^

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 . . . into singing __ about not taking the garbage out and calling himself Synthia Sylvia Stout __.

1181
Rodger apologize for the smell because he ate beans all day yesterday

1182
the repo man coming for his sailboat or luxury cardboard fort

1183
his confession of being a bed wetter

1184
 [snow_smiley]

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I shouldn’t have trusted that fart and I need you to be a friend and get me some

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I refuse to let you pay Sam with that garish forgery of Picasso on the Loo because I don’t want to see it when I tinkle here