punishing David by making him wear a giraffe costume

Dr. Guthrie:  Do I hear the ghost of a newscaster in here?

Sam:  Hmm  . . . No  . . . Where’s it coming from?  Oh the attic.  Boy was I drunk.  Watching tv in the attic  . . . Wait I don’t own a tv.  Listen Dr. Guthrie if you here about someone missing a tv let me know so I can sneak it back to them.  Glad it’s not a boat this time.

Quentin tries to combine French and Eskimo kisses.

Barnabas:  Look Map!  I know you’re the Map already!  Introductions are over!  Now help me find Julia like Dora said you would.

Stokes never knew when his haunted teeth would start trying to do a dance number in his mouth, but figured it was worth putting up with it so he didn’t have to pay for dental work.

Hehe yeah and I like your entry.

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 . . . a snack for your grandmother on this tray - it's _ medicinal mayonnaise !!

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 . . . cat afterbirth for her miasma tonic !!

A few years ago I caught the end of what seemed like a mini marathon of a black and white show. 
It was about a former private eye / detective and his misadventures with his wife (or fiancé maybe girlfriend?).
Can’t pin down enough details to google it, but the few episodes I saw were pretty fun and funny. Unlike the The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (love that) I haven’t seen it on tv since. 

I imagine that reruns of the show might have aired more often back in the day.