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Messages - McTrooper

2581
Phone: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone!!!

Rodger:   . . .

2583
Aunt Bee
 
her mayonnaise recipe was better than Mrs. Johnson’s

2585
he always thought 1 + 1 was 2 and a half

2586
Elisabeth:  No Matthew I don’t think it’s cold in here.

Matthew: Neither do I.

2587
Rodger: Me and my shadow . . . 

2588
_Sam_ to tell him _ Poughkeepsie_

_Burke_ to tell him _ he’s under the porch _

2589
a vengeful school of sardines put a curse on him and his social life has never been the same.

2590
a Vogon Constructor Fleet looking to make an hyperspace bypass.

2591
learned that  . . . you may have already won the Publisher’s Clearing House.

learned that  . . . you may qualify for a free knee brace or diabetic supplies if you let a company bill Medicare.

learned that  . . . a Nigerian Prince needs our help and will give us enough money to save the Cannery and the foundling home if we wire some money in advance.

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Literal lol  Uncle Roger :)

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Caption This! - 1841 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1234
« on: January 23, 2022, 12:56:44 AM »
Cthulhu lamp available in all your finest evil general stores and IKEA (with free Allen wrench).

2593
Sam:  Maggie told me she prefers tall dark vampires.  I don’t stand a chance Sam!

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Literally lol Gerard

2594
Burke:  That’s the right idea Vicky, but the Door Shut dance works better with your hand over here.

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Caption This! - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0413
« on: January 20, 2022, 11:21:28 PM »
Victoria: When I’m from women can vote.

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Peter:  If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?

Victoria:  Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.

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Peter:  Firemen?  Are they men made of fire?

Victoria:  No they fight fire with long hoses and red trucks.