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Messages - McTrooper

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Hehe too both ^_^

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a some Rocky Mountain oysters

842
if buy dinner at the dinner counted as a charitable donation and was tax deductible

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Hehe some funny ones up there :)

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string theory

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chicken or the egg and which one should he eat first

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Kidsbeer

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Vintage Emergency Water

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Back issues of Squirrel’s Life (made up)

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Thanks ^_^

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Elisabeth:  I give up Bill.  Why did the frog cross the road?

Bill:  Because it was stapled to the chicken. 

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Victoria:  Mrs. Stoddard, why is my first check made out for 50 cans is Sardines?

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Sheriff Patterson (reading out loud):  For a good time call 207-555-5454  . . .  Hey that’s the Sheriff office!


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Waitress:  Just because the coffee was free with coupon doesn’t mean you don’t have to tip.

Burke:  Okay.  Don’t invest in steel stocks right now.  That market is pretty stable, but you probably won’t see significant growth and many companies seem to be reinvesting rather than pay dividends. 

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Personal Pimple Popper

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part time bocce ball coach

851
cover David in jelly and place him on a fire ant colony, it was supposed to be a regular ant colony.

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__ Burke __ __ confessed his unrequited tolerance for Elisabeth __

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Burke:  I know a lot of people wonder how I went from ex-con to millionaire in just a few years.  I produced a play that turned out so bad I didn’t have to pay back investors. 

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Burke:  I know a lot of people wonder how I went from ex-con to millionaire in just a few years.  Selling my autographed pictures as if I were a big Hollywood star gave me the funds for future investment. 

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Burke:  I know a lot of people wonder how I went from ex-con to millionaire in just a few years.  Smell awesome.

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I know I sort of turned this into a fill in the blank for myself, but checked afterwards and this picture already has a setup:

. . .

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Setup: 

Burke’s first psychotherapy session was more than a little weird because ________

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Dung Shui  Lol ^_^

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surprisingly shapely rock collection