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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0980
« on: January 15, 2007, 06:17:00 PM »
Julia:  Barnabas if you make one more remark about it being cold in here I'll stake you myself.
Barnabas:  Okay perky . . er Julia.

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0722
« on: January 09, 2007, 02:28:24 AM »
nuck, nuck, Gack that wasn't sarsaparilla that was grain pure alcohol!  It burns!!!!

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0720
« on: January 09, 2007, 02:23:21 AM »
Barnabas:  You're lucky that I'm a vampire because vampires don't eat ham. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0718
« on: January 08, 2007, 09:56:36 PM »
Okay, I've got the wax now how to I wax a table?  Do I light it and drip or rub the candle on the table. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0721
« on: January 08, 2007, 09:09:48 PM »
Beth:  I'm sorry you had to find out the hard way that bobbing for charcoal isn't fun, but in this family that must be learned through experience. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0716
« on: January 07, 2007, 05:53:14 PM »
I'm so rich that I decided to invent a new fashion statement; the purse child.  Now if only I could get a good purse made her.

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Welcome to round 1 of the televised Collins Port mayoral race.  First question:  Are you for or against drilling for oil.
Vicky:  You have to drill for vegetable oil?  I just get mine at the store. 

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Keep smiling Julia.  That's the ticket to winning the Ms. Collins Port doctor beauty pageant.
Heck if it wasn't for clubbed foot Marry I'd say your a shoe in.  

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0702
« on: December 19, 2006, 01:54:43 AM »
Magda calm down or I'm goin'a have to turn you out.
-- Pimp Bot's gypsy ancestor

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1018
« on: December 19, 2006, 01:49:59 AM »
CYRUS: Quentin, did you want any ketchup to go with your mustard?
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Quentin:  Are you saying I'm yellow?!?!?!  I've killed men for less than that. 

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Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]

I was hoping people would figure out the refrence on there own, but I decided to explain the joke just incase they didn't.  But I didn't want to spoil the joke either. 

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Liz: Why do I feel like we should be dressed up in farm clothing and you should be holding a pitchfork?

[spoiler]Refrence to the famous painting American Gothic[/spoiler]

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0697
« on: December 18, 2006, 08:12:35 AM »
Ned:  Oh, I see you've installed plush drink holders.  They're pretty soft. 

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Barnabas:  Ah Professor Stokes I see you've discovered what we called you here to ask about.  A ghost that gives wedgies*. 

* You know that underwere prank

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Vicky:  I have some questions about sex, so I figured you must know alot about that since your so old and wrinkly.