it’s annual sardine binge

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it’s demolition derby and tractor pull

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it’s monochrome fireworks 4th of July celebration

Elisabeth:  You see this face Victoria?  Doggie McFourLegs made a face like that and walked off into the sunset never to be seen again.  That’s why we’ve got no pets at Collinwood. 

Victoria:  Oh I thought it was budgeted constraints. 

Rodger:  Why no I don’t wear red poka dot underwear with multiple road streak stains.

Victoria:  I found a pair on my bed tonight.  Look I’m not sure if your flirting or trying to scare me, but I know you’re lying to me!

David (thinking):  Maggie’s coat is the perfect hiding spot for my bleeder valve collection.

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David:  Maggie?  Why don’t guys have front bumpers too?  Wouldn’t it help with our safety rating and impact residence?

Quentin:  Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  I’m Quentin.  Quentin Bueller and like every other day I’m taking the day off.  *quirky montage showing Quentin doing funny stuff * And that’s my wacky occult magic loving lawyer Freind talking to on of the many ladies that are like my needles and I’m there thread if you know what I mean * wink *

Beth:  Who are you taking too and why are you making an analogy implying you have an issue with girth and rigidity?!   . . .

Trask thinking: Man I keep looking up even when I’m alone.  It’s like I’m lying to myself too.

I watch The Munsters reruns back in the day.  Wonder if my odd thought was subconsciously inspired by it then.

That show makes me think it’s likely somewhere in DS fandom there’s been other discussion and / or fan fiction with the idea.

lol Mysterious Benefactor. ^_^

Wonder if Barnabas would give her the Music box and have someone do alterations on the wedding dress?