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Hilarious dom ^_^

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Elisabeth:  * atchoo * I don’t know why I’m sneezing.  I’m only allergic to blood sucking things. 

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0701
« on: March 11, 2023, 07:23:08 PM »
Magda:  Sandor zis iz how you hock a loogie. 

Sandor:  You’ll still probably beat me in our nightly contest even with that advice.

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Dave:  So tell me Julia about this odd feeling that you’re in black and white kinescope when yesterday you felt like you were in color for the first time.

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Hehe :)

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Maggie:  Are you constipated?

Vicky:  No that only happens on Wednesday’s for me and today if Friday.

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Burke:  That cloud looks like a cow being milked.

Vicky:  Oh and that one looks like my friend from the foundling home being spanked for asking for more food.

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Julia:  Yes Dr. Woodard I understand.  You haven’t learned anything from Maggie that should get you killed.  No, no I’m not repeating that out loud for the benefit of someone listening to this conversation. 

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Victoria:  The pen is out of ink, but don’t worry I can sign it in my own blood Mrs. Stoddard.

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Hehe dom ^_^

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Rodger:  Now Miss Winters I have to insist you have no visitors that don’t enter the house through the front door.  If you have visitors entering through the windows or through the walls you’ll be in big trouble.

Victoria:  Huh? 

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Victoria:  The nerve of some people saying I don't have the right to bare arms.  I can go sleeveless if I want to! 

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Joe:  Check it out Carolyn gold molars!  It's like I'm Rich, but my name is still Joe.

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Burke figured if he snuck in quietly the teacher wouldn't notice he was late.

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The room . . . er . . . train shook more than Burke expected.

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noticed a booger dangling from Rodger’s nose hair.

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the unpainted section of the fence to make sure Tom Sawyer didn’t get all of the fun of painting it. 

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Hehe  [snow_smiley]

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go roller skating anywhere near Widows Hill

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Oh okay.  I guess the reason I remember the prune juice thing from back then is I like prune juice. 

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 . . . get a drink of __ caster oil __, which never failed to __ make her feel like a chair with wheels __!!"