Elisabeth:  Burke!  Why I haven’t seen
you since that last conjugal vis-  . . .  er  . . . last time meeting awhile ago.

Burke just noticed that David managed to get two kick me signs on Roger:  “Kim me right cheek” and “kick me left cheek”.

Sheriff Patterson:  Look I don’t have friends or family so why would I want your long distance program!   * hangs up * . . .  I hate lying but those people are relentless.

Hehe
Yeah that would be a sight to see especially with his usual expressions on his face. 

I don’t know if it was intentional, but slippers don’t fit well with footy pajamas if I remember right. 

Hehe Uncle Rodger
Do you remember if that was just a fun absurdity or a reference to the song “Where It's At” by Beck  . . . the lyrics Two Turntables and a microphone

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I wonder if it was Peter the Meter Reader MagnusTrask? 
(I know the lyrics are supposed to be dirty for that song, but I can’t figure out how bad they are.)

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Vicki awoke in a panic in the middle of the night because she was certain that someone had been in her room and had ___ stolen her used Kleenex __

Classic reference MagnusTrask just makes a person want to hitchhike

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Shirley Temple

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Pickle Brine on the rocks

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Physic Sunday with hot fudge and spooktacular sprinkles

ice

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drowning in molasses

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hair die

Literal lol MagnusTrask ^_^

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tell Burke every foundling home story she remembered

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cook her famous foundling home surprise casserole