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Messages - McTrooper

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Refill the lemonade with something yellow

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Hehe patrickm :)

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 . . . but then she finally realized it was because _ here dream was a social commentary on the pressure for brides to be skinny _

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she dreamt he was cooking tacos in a French maid outfit

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Barrel of Monkeys

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Nuclear Combat Cribbage

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Setup

Sheriff Patterson gave Maggie a long lecture about _______ .

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As Liz made her way back to Collinwood, the only thing on her mind was
getting back home to _ water the Ficus _ !"

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Specific Gravity Test

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episiotomy

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pap smear

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Jason:  I’ve had a portrait painted of me.  Only cost $5, but I still feel ripped off.  It looked like it was painted by a 5 year ago.

Barnabas:  You shouldn’t feel ripped off, you painting must’ve been very accurate based on how you described it. 

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One look at the back of Julia’s head let him know she was bitten by a very drunk vampire.

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 . . . to check on Tom's _ stew _."

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ear wax collection

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pickle

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Hehe patrickm. :)
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had been used to store _ chocolate bars _ was ridiculous!"

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Vicki was extremely upset that the cloth Adam chose to gag her with was conspiring with the long-forgotten Pen, and the napkin-dispenser down at the diner, to take over the world!!

Can't really account for this...

But it’s awesome ^_^

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Vicki was extremely upset that the cloth Adam chose to gag her with _ was used as a handkerchief _.




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David - "Hello, Dr. Hoffman - my aunt Elizabeth says I should do more charity work, so
I'm collecting for the orphans of _ the Titanic _ and wonder if you could donate _ some tea cozies and biscuits _?!"

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Caption This! - 1796_2 / Re: Episode #0623
« on: April 19, 2022, 03:39:04 PM »
Peter:  If I concentrate hard enough I can let this fart without making noise.  When your locked up you have to make your own fun.