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Messages - McTrooper

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they were each other’s half sister by marriage

1187
lick salt from the off screen waitress’s hairy mole when doing shots

1188
stealing his receding hairline and replacing it with thick dark hair

1189
pranking Sheriff Patterson by hiding open cans of sardines in his house

1190
Hehe thanks ^_^

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 . . . into singing __ about not taking the garbage out and calling himself Synthia Sylvia Stout __.

1191
Rodger apologize for the smell because he ate beans all day yesterday

1192
the repo man coming for his sailboat or luxury cardboard fort

1193
his confession of being a bed wetter

1194
 [snow_smiley]

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I shouldn’t have trusted that fart and I need you to be a friend and get me some

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I refuse to let you pay Sam with that garish forgery of Picasso on the Loo because I don’t want to see it when I tinkle here

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I have to say thanks too MB

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Shaving Cream

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My country 'tis of Thee

1197
__ launched a brown submarine __

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Nice setup  [snow_smiley]

1198
Ethel come quick I woke up brunette!  Waaa * cry *

1199
Burke:  Victoria you’re one hot potato, but I wouldn’t throw you away.

Victoria:  Burke you flunked your elementary school pickup lines class didn’t you.

1200
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini