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Messages - McTrooper

2341
^_^   [easter_grin]

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Sam:  Alas poor Yorick! I met him once or twice, Horatio.

Liz:  Quite the performance Sam.  But didn’t you say you performed that for your first grade Christmas play?

2342
send them a pallet of bargain brand Spam

2343
being the Collinsport Bugle Burglar 

2344
a life coach

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a daycare provider

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a folk singer

2347
Bill:  Elisabeth, I don’t know how to break this to you, but you’ve got a stain shaped like Saturn in your blouse.


2348
Good one Uncle Rodger ^_^

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Matthew:  Look, Ms. Winters, I don’t know what Carolyn’s told ya, but I’m definitely single and ready to mingle.

2349
Literal lol
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Rodger:  Vicky and found the lottery ticket.  What we’re those winning numbers again?

Lottery Representative:  One, Two, Three, Four, and Five. 

2351
copy of How to Torment Your Governess

2352
Carolyn:  Burke, why does the top of your head say “if found return to state pen”?

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Robot:   Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

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David:  You can call me David.


Robot:  I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

2354
 [easter_cheesy] [easter_grin] [easter_cheesy] Hehe
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the funny tasting breath mints with days off the week above each one.

2355
 [easter_cheesy] [easter_grin]

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 . . . just before _ our newspaper and milk gets delivered _!!"

 . . . just before _ Matthew does dishes  _!!"

 . . . just before _ my Brandy shipment comes in _!!"