Victoria:  It’s not that I don’t like the room Mrs. Stoddard.  It’s just that the Four Poster Canopy Bed reminds me of my bunk bed in the foundling home.  And boy those mice can snore just the thought  . . .

Sheriff Patterson:  Look Burke just because my door is open doesn’t mean you have to come in here all the time.

Burke:  But Sheriff Rodger’s being mean and telling everyone I’m a big bad baddie.

——
Sheriff Patterson:  Since you’re here Burke why don’t you help me out?  Does my belly button smells like black licorice today?

open a new bar called the Ivy League Bar Exam

Hehe dom ^_^

——
 . . . call from __ CSI Kentucky with the Colonel’s secret recipe discovered while “testing lab equipment”.

^_^. Thank you.

——
I’m surprised I didn’t give a nod to the other captions before posting. 
I particularly like MagnusTrask’s entry ^_^ but enjoy the others too.

Hehe thanks ^_^

Barnabas:  Mr. McGuire I don’t care for your type of “colorful personality”.

Jason:  Ya know you’re not really from England.  If you was you’d be saying “ colourful”.