Good one Uncle Rodger and everyone else too.  ^_^

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a menu _ to go? Thanks."
a salt shaker _ to go? Thanks."
a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of Salmonella water _ to go? Thanks."

I haven’t followed Scream, though I’ve seen most of them.

“toxicity of extreme fandom“

I know sometimes people go over board and are deserving of being labeled toxic, but other times various people / companies that make films are toxic to franchises, fandom, and there own profits. 

It’s all quite frustrating.  Especially when fans are blamed for a movie’s failure when it’s clearly the movie studios problem. 

Unless you’re talking about the kind of toxic fandom illustrated in the first Scream Movie?
Or stalker fans  . . .

Sam:  I’ve done it now!  One too many.  I’m blind drunk.

Victoria:  Don’t be silly Sam you’re just closing your eyes really tight.  You won’t go blind for quite a while and magic, not alcohol will be involved.

That’s funny and really fits the picture well

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Carolyn:  Hold on a second, Rodger I think this call is for you.  It’s something about a auto parts kit that makes bleeder valves hard to remove.

Corporate tax policies for large companies

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The history of bellybutton lint

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how to cook Soylent Green

Burke:  Victoria, I have a confession to make.  I can see through clothes.

Sam:  One, two, three, four, five  . . . Good I have enough pennies for a tip.