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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0124
« on: April 09, 2022, 02:21:32 PM »
House Painter:  Lady I’m short a bucket.  Would you take five bucks for the hat?

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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0124
« on: April 09, 2022, 02:17:59 PM »
Customer:  Look someone actually fell asleep instead of running to the bathroom after they ate here.

Maggie:  No, I just forgot to give her the sedative free coffee.

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Sam (thinking):  I wonder if I could do a self portrait.  But how can I do a good pose and paint it too?  What if I’m doing the perfect pose right now?

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This picture would make a great painting.  I wonder if there’d be an issue with right or licensing? 
Not that I have any painting talent or money to get it done either way.

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Elisabeth:  Rodger what on earth are you doing with my daughter?

Rodger:  Nothing to worry about Elisabeth.  Carolyn is just teaching me the latest dance craze.  It’s called Awkward Moments.

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Elisabeth:  It’s okay Rodger carry on.  I already know you sing Singing in the Rain when no one’s looking.

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 Elisabeth:  I guess it’s okay to have a slumber party, but Carolyn please don’t play Truth or Scare tonight.  David and Matthew still have nightmares sometimes.

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Victoria:  We used to have the cutest little bunny at the foundling home.  One night it disappeared though and the stew the next day tasted really different.

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Victoria:  This bed will take forever to make up in the morning.  I wish I had an extra hand.

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Victoria:  I wonder why the sheets have the word “doom” stitched on it everywhere?

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: #0778 Why would Pansy . . .
« on: April 07, 2022, 08:10:18 PM »
It’s interesting how Pansy was killed off so quickly.  Makes me think they realized too late that the character was a hit and tried to bring her back anyway they could, though the Charity‘s true self thing was clever it seems awkward because of the Pansy ghost story line. 

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Thanks for the complement Bob_the_Bartender

I’ve been on several forums that slow down.  It’s kind of sad, but at the same point the few active posters make the forums fun still.  Forums like these are so much better than Reddit too. 

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Carolyn:  I’m not sure how to read tea leaves usually, but these spell help?!?

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: #0778 Why would Pansy . . .
« on: April 03, 2022, 07:31:09 PM »
I can’t think of much too add, but wanted to say I appreciate and enjoyed reading the replies.  ^_^

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Good one patrickm

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an actual elephant walked _ in the room.

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the price of wheat vs. the price of corn over the corse of the year

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how to impress the other portraits