Inspector Hamilton:  What do you mean I’m balding?  Is that’s why I’ve been getting cold easier the late few years?  Huh?  That’s a mystery I never thought I’d crack.

Narrator:  The two legged zebra strikes it’s prey swiftly, but the carrot top is no vegetable and puts up a heroic fight. 

Barnabas:  You’re having a bit of a bad hair day. 

Quentin:  Bit of a bad everything day actually.  Next things you know I’ll be howling at the moon or getting run over by a vampire driving a car. 

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M: "It's __ still attached to the rest of you __!"

punishing David by making him wear a giraffe costume

Dr. Guthrie:  Do I hear the ghost of a newscaster in here?

Sam:  Hmm  . . . No  . . . Where’s it coming from?  Oh the attic.  Boy was I drunk.  Watching tv in the attic  . . . Wait I don’t own a tv.  Listen Dr. Guthrie if you here about someone missing a tv let me know so I can sneak it back to them.  Glad it’s not a boat this time.

Quentin tries to combine French and Eskimo kisses.

Barnabas:  Look Map!  I know you’re the Map already!  Introductions are over!  Now help me find Julia like Dora said you would.