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Messages - McTrooper

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That’s a fun one:)
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Sam (thinking):  I wonder if I could do one of those Mona Lisa paintings?  I’ll have to come up with a facial expression to really sell it as original.  Got it.  I’m a genius.

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Carolyn:  Boy your arm muscles feel pretty toned.  Do you work out?  I’m Carolyn by the way.  I’m not usually this excitable.  I think someone slipped something in my drink.  Do you drink?  David has always wanted a drunk governess because it’s easier to pull pranks on drunks.  Just ask Rodger.  They don’t call him old shaven cream beard for no reason.  Whew it’s warm in here.

2418
When Sam’s gum became crunchy he realized it was time for a visit to the dentist.

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0677
« on: March 07, 2022, 08:15:37 PM »
Chris:  I had no idea that’s what ambergris is.  Why would anyone cook with that?

Barnabas:  Indeed.  Too bad it’s so hard to get though it’s the main ingredient for a werewolf cure we found.

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0667
« on: March 07, 2022, 07:55:34 PM »
Julia:  So my patient at Windcliff just opened her mouth like this and started projectile vomiting at me. 

Willie:  You have the best work stories Julia!  All I ever do is fix up the Old House and occasionally get cows or dead body parts.

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0687
« on: March 07, 2022, 07:47:03 PM »
Carolyn:  Oh Chris, you make reciting the Gettysburg Address so sexy!

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0688
« on: March 07, 2022, 07:36:57 PM »
David:  Amy!  Stop singing about wheels on a bus and how they go around.

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Caption This! - 1971 / Re: Episode #1198
« on: March 07, 2022, 04:42:55 PM »
Just when everything seemed back to normal every saw Liz had a tail.

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Caption This! - Dark Shadows 2012 / Re: Dark Shadows 2012
« on: March 07, 2022, 02:12:57 AM »
Barnabas:  I’m on the wrong end of the take out window.

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Caption This! - Dark Shadows 2012 / Re: Dark Shadows 2012
« on: March 07, 2022, 01:32:38 AM »
Johnny:  When I said “I had to powder my nose” this isn’t what I meant.

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Sheriff:  You know an in manicured lawn is a crime punishable by death in the state of Maine?

Liz:  I promise Rodger will mow today even if he has to use his teeth. 

2427
showed them the long arm of the law

2428
 . . . put _ meat _ in that day's _ beef stew _ at the diner!!
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 . . . put _ pineapple _ in that day's _ jello salad _  at the diner!!

2429
wooden acting

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squeezing hinges