an elderly man slipping cryptic information to an FBI agent that believes in aliens

Quentin (Petofi):  Petofi?  Such a handsome name am I right?  I mean it sounds like “petting toes for a feet”. 

Pansy (Charity):  Don’t quite your day job love.  Carl was funnier than that even.

Amy:  Raggedy Anne I know you’re related to Andy, but I’m out of dolls, so you’re out of options.  Don’t worry I’ve made all the wedding arrangements  . . . even paid for the hotel room in my bedroom closet.

Patterson:  Yes mom I brought my sweater. 
Don’t worry mom I don’t eat fast food all the time. 
Yeah mom I got the extra absorbent kitten you sent through the mail.

Burke:  Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes, That Girl

Maggie:  Are you okay?

she’d meet squirrels more ruggedly handsome then he was

Lol ^_^

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our deputies are lucky to be able to identify a robin let alone a parakeet, it’s not something police are required to train for.

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our lost bird police division was sent into the future to find a 8 to 9 foot yellow bird that talks and has what might be an imaginary wooly mammoth for an imaginary friend