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Messages - McTrooper

2641
becoming a Professor and changing his name

2642
like roses

like a drunken sailor

like Isadora Duncan‘s scarf

2643
Liz:  Now listen carefully, Matthew... now that I know you're willing and able,
I want you to kill _ the pizza delivery guy that didn’t flirt with me  _, _ that horse in the stables that looked at me funny _, and _ my tranquilizer dealer who upped his rates _!   Have you got that?"

Matthew:  I really should make a list!

2644
thanks hehe and your 11 year old setup helped inspire it too
 [snow_smiley] [snow_wink]

2645
Victoria was the unholy result of microwaved non-dairy creamer

2646
Super Mayonnaise-e-um that can power two warships with just 1 gallon or one used Cadillac for a summer’s day

the Mayonnaise Defense Initiative

2647
he would be more strict about enforcing the white after labor day laws down to even examining underwear

2648
had a half fat, soy decaf, hotdog water latte with a splash of gin shaken then stirred

2649
a dinner theater for lonely turtles.

2650
Sheriff Patterson:  "Mrs. Stoddard, I would love to comply with almost any request you might make, but I simply cannot arrest _ Farmer Joe __ because _ blew you kisses after delivery chicken eggs _!! The law won't allow it."

2651
plans for world peace

ED treatments

the soaring cost of living

Stone Age contraception devices


2653
roll out the red carpet for the Keebler Elves coming to visit

2654
he should go into business selling toupées for children.