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Messages - McTrooper

2836
Rodger:  Would you like David’s new pet spider to be in the wedding?

Elisabeth:  No of course no- it’s on my back!!!  Get it off!!!

2837
Willie:  I'm tellin' ya Julia this lady I married has huge tracks of land.  And she’s got a masters in land management.

2838
Thank you: :)

2839
Willie:  Put 'em up, put 'em up!  I’ll knock you all the way down the yellow brick road.

2840
Carolyn:  David gave me chocolates one day. 
I asked them what they are called and he said bunny marbles.

2841
Rodger’s cologne Eau De Buzzard was a little strong today.

2842
Roommate: I bet you’ll get all the sardines you could ever want.  And guys will probably fight over you and eat spinach.

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Lol patrickm


2843
Julia was appalled at Chris’s attempt at pretending to carry a box.
Julia:  You’re going to flunk mime school!

2844
Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.

2845
feed the local leprechaun for me today?!"

2846
Liz is boxing Burke to see who will own Collinwood.  Boxing ring is set up in the family graveyard.

2848
did Laura sing you lullabies too?

2850
she’s going to make the table cloth crooked