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Rodger:  Underwear!  I knew I forgot something when I left for work.  Good thing no one will find out  . . . unless I’m thinking out loud again. 

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Rodger (thinking):  How do they put ships in bottles?

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Necronomicon  . . . lol Uncle Rodger ^_^

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Victoria (reading):  . . . Quoth the Raven, “Hey baby waz up?”

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Victoria (reading):  . . . Elephant Stew, 1 medium sized elephant, 200 bushels carrots, 100 kilogram tomatoes  . . .
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Victoria (reading):  . . . "I think I can, I think I can, I think I did."  And that's when the Little Engine That Could reached Auschwitz.

The last caption is originally from this post:

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Victoria:  One time at the Foundling Home a kid with leprosy had his nose fall off into his milk and he kept on drinking it.

Rodger:  Leprosy you say?  Uhm  . . . I think I’ll sit over here now.

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David:  Look Vicky there wasn’t really a giant sardine ghost after all it’s really Captain Eddy!

Captain Eddy:  And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that nosy governess and you meddling kid!

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Sheriff Patterson (to the camera):  Can you believe that Dwight Schrute fellow? 
He takes the last cup of coffee and the last donut, then goes on a huge rant about his coworker that put his stapler inside a bowl of Jello.

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Rodger:  I can tell by the way you’re elbow feels that you might actually be a good governess. 

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Burke:  Look I didn’t make my fortune by finding it behind a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. 

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Burke:  No, I don’t want to dance with a wooden chair. 
(I think someone else came up with a Jail House Rock reference for a similar picture.)

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Maggie:  Are you sure you don’t want to try our sardine and tuna salad?  It’s made with the cheapest expired mayonnaise available for that subtle exotic flavor.  Free samples today only!

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I picture Rodger saying something with the phrase “how droll” in it related to Dogs Playing Poker.  Though for some reason droll isn’t necessarily as negative as I thought it was supposed to be according to the on line dictionary. 

Yeah that would be a pretty crazy Christmas play.  Kinda makes me want to write something with those lines in it.  ^_^

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Hehe dom ^_^

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Burke:  I was wondering if you’d like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?

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Burke:  Have you ever thought about life insurance?  I’ve got a good deal on Death-by-Hanging protection that pays out regardless of your temporal location in time. 

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Thank you Mysterious Benefactor :)

I wonder if Sam were real if he’d have dabbled in the more zany style.  I mean he’s a depressed drunk, but maybe he’d come up with something humorous. 

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Matthew’s old bottle of brandy left in the cottage labeled laundry water 1949

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Setup:

Barnabas pleaded with Ezra Braithwaite to stop (ranting OR boasting) about ________ .!

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:)

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 . . . never once thought I was capable of __ living rent free somewhere else __ behind his back!!"

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sit at home and read children’s books out loud to one another