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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0167
« on: August 02, 2022, 03:18:58 PM »
Setup:

Carolyn:  I’ve heard your beauty secrets is _____ !  Is it true?

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: August 01, 2022, 11:04:02 PM »
Burke:  Sorry Vicky.  There’s just something in the dinner’s pancake syrup.  I’ve been making room clearing toots all day. 

* Loosely inspired by a true story.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: August 01, 2022, 10:54:02 PM »
Maggie:  No I’m sorry I know who my parents are and I’ve never been in a foundling home.  I hope you find the person you’re looking for.  Answering all the mysteries of a persons past would probably means a lot to whoever  that is.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: August 01, 2022, 10:46:39 PM »
Burke:  Don’t worry Maggie it’s not a pump action shotgun held awkwardly under my coat.

Maggie:  We’ve only got a few nickels, some spider webs, and a gently used gum ball in the register, so the thought wouldn’t even cross my mind.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: August 01, 2022, 10:39:48 PM »
Victoria:  So my friend was adopted by a family of eagles.  I can’t even imagine how the filled out the paperwork though.

Maggie:  Are you sure it wasn’t just a last name?

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0029
« on: August 01, 2022, 10:23:27 PM »
Burke:  See David you need to sprinkle the cheese into the orange pineapple mix from high above or you’ll put too much in.  That’s how you make a Burke special.

David:  But isn’t that just a Virgin Zoop Zoop with cheese and no catchup?

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas / Re: Episode #0469
« on: August 01, 2022, 06:58:35 PM »
storing his hair care products

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Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0195
« on: July 30, 2022, 03:24:26 PM »
Jason:  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Victoria:  Well your Jason so you should be alright.

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Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia / Re: Episode #0266
« on: July 30, 2022, 03:21:38 PM »
 . . . _ Rodger _ in a _ jet pack  _  . . .

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Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas / Re: Episode #0515
« on: July 30, 2022, 12:49:11 PM »
Quote from: McTrooper on November 19, 2006, 08:25:01 AM
Willie soon discovered something more frightening then Adam attacking . . Adam's booger had a pulsing veins through it.

I was going to put a caption about a spider crawling out of Adams nose, but I see I’m out done by myself from 16 years ago.  Neat and weird.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: July 30, 2022, 01:47:41 AM »
Sheriff Patterson:  That’s right, I’ve got you right where I want you  . . . Wait I forgot the fly swatter

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: July 30, 2022, 01:20:22 AM »
Sheriff Patterson:  I had a blind date with a doctor at Windcliff and now when a bell rings I flap my arms like a chicken. 

Burke:  Sounds like you’ve been hypnotized, but not the way you might have hoped.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: July 29, 2022, 05:48:57 PM »
Burke:  I’m up to my eyeballs in brunette’s here.  What I wouldn’t give for just one red head with a skunk stripe with three braids in her hair and a bad fake tan wearing a hoop skirt.

Maggie:  You should try Logan’s Port. Can’t sneeze without finding a lady just like that.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0057
« on: July 29, 2022, 02:48:08 PM »
Sheriff Patterson:  I arrested chicken smugglers and now the evidence is dropping eggs everywhere.

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Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette / Re: Episode #0005
« on: July 28, 2022, 10:47:34 PM »
Rodger:  Well look at that!  It’s a get out of jail free card.  Like I’m going to need that.  Ha!

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