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Messages - McTrooper

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Victoria:  You’re right Barnabas, the book does say “refrigerate after opening” How did you know?

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Sam:  I’ve never seen someone get so drunk off of one beer that they’d get a tattoo of a fish in a net on their face.

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Julia:  Why yes that floorboard is quite uneven.  Barnabas is looking to fix it soon.

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Victoria:  Sorry Julia I didn’t know I was going to sneeze. 

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Willie:  You know Julia I hafta see your face if you want my opinion on your pose for a portrait you’re thinkn about getten.

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the 1927 tax code manual

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:)

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lovely eyes

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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0193
« on: June 16, 2023, 03:52:20 PM »
Hehe MagnusTrask

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Maggie:  You’re right Joe!  You’re nose really does look like President Lincoln from this angle.

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Sheriff Patterson:  That wasn’t me it was this squeaky floorboard.  But all the same we can let the room air out a little.  It’s stuffy in here.

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Matthew:  She reminds me of my sister Bernice.  She never should’ve married that pig Mr. Oinks.  I could tell by his curly tail that he was no good for her.

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Victoria:  I’m terribly sorry Mrs. Stoddard.  I was just showing Carolyn a self defense technique and accidentally actually punched her throat.

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Bill:  Can we talk about the elephant in the room Mrs. Stoddard?

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Bill: You know this room could use some color.  I’m thinking bright read with pink trim. 

Elisabeth:  I’m glad you’re not an interior decorator. 

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how to turn a friendly gesture into a ninja flip using leverage

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taken his 1% off coupon for the Collinsport Coin Op Laundry