Maggie:  Pop where did that beautiful sea side painting go?  And when did you do that painting of a giant football?

Sam:  No!  I must have painted over it when I was drunk.

Carolyn:  Now that we’re alone what is it you wanted to show me?

Salesman:  The Kirby Vacuum.  It’s a vacuum that doesn’t suck because it sucks so well.  And it can unclog drains.

Sam:  I feel like a changed man. 

Banker:  Mrs. Stoddard you have some people that want to invest in the Cannary, but they are very particular about the people they do business with.  Can you act pretentious and reserved?  Perfect!

Carolyn:  Boy your arm muscles feel pretty toned.  Do you work out?  I’m Carolyn by the way.  I’m not usually this excitable.  I think someone slipped something in my drink.  Do you drink?  David has always wanted a drunk governess because it’s easier to pull pranks on drunks.  Just ask Rodger.  They don’t call him old shaven cream beard for no reason.  Whew it’s warm in here.

Chris:  I had no idea that’s what ambergris is.  Why would anyone cook with that?

Barnabas:  Indeed.  Too bad it’s so hard to get though it’s the main ingredient for a werewolf cure we found.

Carolyn:  Oh Chris, you make reciting the Gettysburg Address so sexy!

Just when everything seemed back to normal every saw Liz had a tail.